life is so beautiful when the internet is fast
No one has ever believed in me as much as the guy that greets you at every pokemon gym.
The Hobbit: the unexpected eyebrows
HOLY SHIT I JUST SPAT MY FOOD OUT
employer: why should we hire you?
me: i got first place on Rainbow Road
employer: holy shit
there’s literally no point in teaching girls to be body positive if you only use men’s opinions for validation like “boys like girls with curves” nah get that the fuck out of here
And do one thing for me. There’s a little girl waiting in a garden. She’s going to wait a long while, so she’s going to need a lot of hope. Go to her. Tell her a story.